Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Heeeee’s Baaaaack ! Gatemouth, one of the Brooklyn GOP Establishment’s favorite bloggers, long accessible at the “ Room 8 ” site has set up shop on his own at something called “Room Gate”



Just when flacks like Gene Berardelli, Russell Gallo and Ray Riley thought it was safe to go back into the water...  

— A heavy two-note theme starts on the base line of the score, picking up tempo, joined by heavy beating on the timpani and clashing dissonance from the higher registered instruments, then even some counterpoint in a minor key by some horns... 

 — The visual, a Republican frantically treading water, the swish of a submerging pointed fin followed by a quick-disappearing wake, then an exploding geyser around the flash of razor-rows of teeth and a gaping maw,  and lastly a slick of blood suddenly calming the roiled water, just like oil settling the wind-chopped surface


Yes, that’s Gatemouth snacking on GOPites, as he scours the political seas for the unfit, the unworthy or simply the unsuspectingly stupid.  Enough about how he treats his friends, when it comes to the likes of Berardelli, Gallo and Riley it’s more like [ well, you get the idea – we want to keep this PG-17].

On a lighter note, where else are independent Republicans going to get a report of the Purim hijinx going on at Joseph Hayon’s house ( See “A Purim Schpiel [revised]” by Gatemouth, 2/25/13 “Room Gate” [http://roomgate.blogspot.com/2013/02/a-purim-schpiel.html]).

The Gateman seems clear that this is probably a temporary arrangement until his old digs at “Room 8 ” have been refurbished.  Here’s the most relevant part of Gate’s sign-on posting:

“So, I’ve set up this bare-bones site to fill the gap in the meantime. I might even spiff it up and keep it, but that’s another issue for another day, Meanwhile you can find me at Room Gate.”
 ( http://roomgate.blogspot.com/ ).

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