The Democratic candidates for the NY City Council seat being
vacated by Vincent Gentile must be salivating or they are too busy measuring
Vinny’s office for new “window treatments”
Capano, McCabe and Quaglione now have all taken their turn
inside the barrel of crazy campaign notions
--- You know the ones that always
start out like this >>> “Wouldn’t
it be a great idea to ……..” --- A former Democrat City Council candidate, who was once a friend and is now "... not a bad looking corpse" used to have them all the time
Bob Capano’s latest obviously comes from the wife's sewing circle and some of her’s and Bob’s mutual friends….. If I were in the mood, I’m sure I could pitch this (more accurately “spin this”) as a loyalty thing to the little woman at home, but I’m not; so, I won’t.
It seems that Bob Capano and company want to get on their crusading warhorses to combat the growing menace of… [wait for it] feral cats in Bay Ridge. --- That’s right, your eyes aren’t lying to your brain, I did just write “THE MENACE OF... FERAL CATS IN BAY RIDGE.”
Some might have you believe that Bay Ridge is awash in Bengal Tigers or even Carolina Panthers and their fans; now, THAT would be a problem worthy of any GOP candidate’s attention and a “YOW-SUH” or two from the bully pulpit….. But what Bob is getting his tighty-whities in a twist about, now, is the allegedly growing population of rogue tabby-cats in my beloved neighborhood by the bay.
So finally, we can add “Tough on the Tabbies” Bob to “Vets with Pets” Liam and, of course still my personal favorite, “Breast-pumper on the Independent Stage” John. --- Justin it’s time for you, the Reverend El-Y and good old uncle Pete to double check those drapery measurements, one of you will probably need them, soon enough.
You know, I was set to really go all-out for Bob’s again bashing of the Bay Ridge Arabist Team of Sarsour and El-Yateem with the NY Post’s “international” Op-Ed piece. However, when Bob’s Retweet about the feral cats showed up; it left me feeling flatter than Jack D. Ripper’s “you-know-what” after the act of coitus.