Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Marty Golden Haiku

Martysan so sad
Campaign money jiu jitsu
2020 wad ???

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

What will Eatin say when Cats supports Golden at his kick off annuouncennt??

Anonymous said...

Eh! to the import of your question.

AND

"Eh!" in answer to your question.

Anonymous said...



Hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I heard Bob is ready to launch.

Or was it ready for lunch?

Anonymous said...

What is Marty Golden's current wad?

Anonymous said...

Marty shot his wad in 2018 with or without the money still in the bank.

Marty couldn't win re-election as an incumbent in the majority caucus.

Marty isn't getting it done in 2019 as an out of office has-been.

Marty won't get off the ground in 2020 as an out of power minority party candidate trying to get back his seat for purely selfish reasons.

Anonymous said...

2020 is a GOP year. Marty will come back large. Even Bob will get larger.

Anonymous said...

Marty is an old sick man...he is toast!

Anonymous said...

Marty only one who can take back the seat. Was saddled with a horrible electoral climate for Republicans a clueless Senate Majority leader and the most useless campaign staff that money could ever buy.

Anonymous said...

So, what's changed since 2018?

Anonymous said...

Whats changed since 2018 is the Jewish vote will now be united behind Marty.

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're havin' me off, right!

Anonymous said...

If Marty is serious about running he could win but he needs to hire real established professionals like he did the first time he won running against Vinnie. Andrew will be better prepared and financed this time and if Marty thinks he can win by letting Gerry and his friends run the campaign again it’s going to be an ugly result for him.

Anonymous said...

I think you mean Jerry and his friends.

Anonymous said...

It don't matter any more. Jerry or Gerry, McCabe or Ghorra, Betty or Veronica, Coke or Pepsi

No matter what direction you look, Marty has more enemies than friends, but that's only a small handful of community busy bodies and politicos.

The new people in the district don't know or care about Marty Golden, and the older people who might have been for him are dying or leaving Brooklyn faster than anybody can count.

Let's face it Marty Golden is just somebody that talks funny, says stupid things like Joe Biden, and some people from around his old district in Brooklyn used to know who he was, but not that many.

Anonymous said...

And Joe Biden is leading the Democratic field by 20. As many “new” people leaving Bay Ridge if not more than coming in. They come they stay for six months and realize Lock Yard and the R train are their only options and move back to Park Slope and Williamsburg. Andy has made a mess of things and more people disappointed with him in a year than ten against Marty. Going to be a lot of fun.

Anonymous said...

The fastest growing group in Marty's old district is new non-voters.

In recent years, Democrats win big in the high non-voter districts.

Anonymous said...

With Cats help, marty will win.

Anonymous said...

602, Cats doesn't help people, he uses them.
Why does anybody think that Marty is any different?

Besides, even if Cats treats Marty Golden like his long lost Irish cousin, why does anybody think that two guys who talk funny and say stupid things like Joe Biden are better than one.

And think about this. What do Cats and Marty have most in common?
They both hate spending their own money, and they especially hate spending any real money on political pros.

So tell me, how 'With Cats help, Marty will win.'

Anonymous said...

Marty will win because everyone is sick of Andy already. He was everything to everyone last time and his act wore thin by now. But we all know Marty probably won’t run and the Conservatives will try to shove their candidate down Ted’s throat much to the delight of onlookers everywhere when they get an unexpected surprise.

Anonymous said...

Ted is calling the shots on this one.

Anonymous said...

517, I don't know what you are talking about, but I am sure that you don't either.

No matter what it is, Ted isn't calling the shots, even if it's pool.

You do mean Ghorra, right?

Anonymous said...

Yes Ted Ghorra the Chairperson of the Brooklyn GOP.

Anonymous said...

We know Eaton is not calling anything!

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't somebody call for pizza or something, I'm hungry.
All I want is some free food.

Anonymous said...

What is Quaglione doing these days? No one has heard from or seen him

Anonymous said...

Who?

Anonymous said...

The Brooklyn GOP is dead by Marty's design
There was never any "bench" of talent in the Brooklyn GOP
and that was all by Marty's design
Marty thought he was invincible and now he's gone and the GOP went with it
A sad day and part of the reason why I moved to Howell Township