The Democratic candidates for the NY City Council seat being
vacated by Vincent Gentile must be salivating or they are too busy measuring
Vinny’s office for new “window treatments”
Bob Capano’s latest obviously comes from the wife's sewing circle and some of her’s
and Bob’s mutual friends….. If I were
in the mood, I’m sure I could pitch this
(more accurately “spin this”) as a loyalty thing to the little woman at home, but I’m not;
so, I won’t.
It seems that Bob
Capano and company want to get on their crusading warhorses to combat the
growing menace of… [wait for it] feral cats in Bay Ridge.
--- That’s right, your eyes aren’t
lying to your brain, I did just
write “THE MENACE OF... FERAL CATS IN BAY RIDGE.”
Some might have you believe that Bay Ridge is awash in
Bengal Tigers or even Carolina Panthers and their fans; now, THAT would be a problem worthy of any GOP
candidate’s attention and a “YOW-SUH” or two from the bully pulpit….. But what Bob is getting his tighty-whities
in a twist about, now, is the allegedly growing
population of rogue tabby-cats in my beloved neighborhood by the bay.
So finally, we can add “Tough on the Tabbies” Bob to “Vets with Pets” Liam and, of course still my
personal favorite, “Breast-pumper on the
Independent Stage” John. --- Justin it’s time for you, the Reverend El-Y
and good old uncle Pete to double check those drapery measurements, one of you will probably need them, soon
enough.
You know, I was set
to really go all-out for Bob’s again bashing of the Bay Ridge Arabist Team of Sarsour
and El-Yateem with the NY Post’s “international”
Op-Ed piece. However, when Bob’s Retweet about
the feral cats showed up; it left me feeling flatter than Jack D. Ripper’s “you-know-what” after the act of coitus.
Gale as an ex fish salesman I can explain this to you.
ReplyDeleteRepublicans in Bay Ridge have been losing for decades. McCabe entered the race and addressed an issue of social concern. The record growing homeless population, and it is at a record high. Republicans usually ignore these issues and the result has been they usually lose. People noticed this and McCabe quickly became the type of Republican who can win against a democrat. Q and Bob have proven that the old style politics of bashing the less fortunate still works. So they had to copy Liam.
Now Q has started with the contrived issues of independent puppet shows where the admission is fresh squeezed breast milk and Bob wants to help the kittens.
Gentile just entered the race for DA. Could be good for Justin. Could be bad for Justin.
ReplyDeleteRESPONSE: THE "SUSAN RICE-LIKE STATEMENT" EDITION
ReplyDeleteTO: "ANONYMOUS SAID... AT 7:18 PM"
YOU LOST ME WITH THE FUNDAMENTALLY VAGUE "FISH SALESMAN" ALLUSION.....
Later on your argument gets completely pied by what is an apparent typo in this formulation: ".... Q and Bob have proven that the old style politics of bashing the less fortunate still works. So they had to copy Liam...."
Some call logic the syntax of syntax --- your comment contains an apparent train of syntax errors, as a result it is neither logical nor coherent.
But, thanks for playing "Beat the Clock."
Gail, are we supposed to think that you're really Bud Collier?
ReplyDeleteLiam SAYS he cares about the homeless because of his dad and the famous "promise to his dad down by ye ole railroad trestle" but Bobby Capano will win the nom AND the general because he will stand up to the Dope from The Slope and oppose the construction of a homeless shelter in Dyker Heights. I says it would be hard for Liam to lay claim he's a Republican FOR the homeless while rallying against the siting of a new homeless shelter in the district he wishes to represent
ReplyDeleteNow that is a well taken point 6:26 !
ReplyDeleteMayor de Ballsio plans to open roughly 90 new homeless shelters throughout the five boroughs. Where does Mr. Champion of Homeless Vets and Cats Liam McGaybe stand on THIS ISSUE ????