Tuesday, March 10, 2020

During times like these, nothing will do like a song


Relax, it'll be short 


....   [All] 
A new GOP'S near, the knots of the old one untied
A new GOP's near, the voice of the people
Cannot be, and must not be denied

[Ted]
How annoying they can have an election to fight for their cause

Inconvenient, our needing to get a majority  ---  
If normal methods of persuasion fail to win us applause
There are other ways of maintaining authority

[All]
A new GOP's near, the chains on the voters'll be pried

A new GOP's near, the voice of the people 
Cannot be, and will not be, and must not be denied...."


STOP !  STOP !!!  STOP!!!!!   TOO LEFT WING  ---  TOO ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER  ---  WHO DUH YUHS THINK YOU ARE, THE POPE ?  WHAT DUH YUHS THINK THIS IS,  ARGENTINA ???

KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID   ---  MAKE IT A MORE COMFORTABLE TUNE  ---  AND MAKE IT MORE REALISTIC.....  


Okay  ---  Relax, it'll be short  ---  and sweet  ---  Realistic ???  Eh !!!

"....  Dream, when you're feeling blue
Dream, that's the thing to do
Just watch the smoke rings rise in the air
You'll find your share of memories there

So dream when the day is through

Dream, and they might come true
Things never are as bad as they seem
So ---  Dream, dream, dream...."

[I didn't cue Sinatra, because I like Orbison's better;  I didn't cue Orbison, because there are still too many red sauce eaters in the Brooklyn GOP,  and I didn't want to bust their shoes]



12 comments:

  1. Deputy Mayor Capano in a Sliwa administration will lead us to salvation..

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  2. Galewynn just loves messing with us. Wondering what prompted him to break out into a tune.

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  3. Is Salvation Vito's new nightclub?

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  4. Bob would better serve Mayor Curtis as his Police Commissioner. Few people know that Bob worked security at Gristedes.

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  5. RESPONSE: THE "NOW DON'T MAKE ME STOP THIS CAR" EDITION

    TO: "ANONYMOUS SAID... AT 9:43 PM"

    YOUR COMMENT WAS TOO CLOSE A "SUPERMARKET PENALTY" --- AND --- NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR ME TO LET IT SLIDE BY WITHOUT COMMENT


    Let's include supermarket security in there with aisle spills cleanups and checkout line duties..... But, I'm also tired about whose only duties involve getting coffee, tea, milk, juice, bagels, crois-sandwiches or even roast beef on rye. And I'm completely done with any haw-haws and guffaws about a particular someone's bodily effluents on shoes, furniture, rugs, and especially any carpeting in the offices of any public officials and/or party leaders, be they employers, friends or foes. --- And as a throw in, not a word about who sleeps on what futon or any Ikea furniture in what in-law's basement will be tolerated, as well.

    Now, if anybody can weave all those categories into one coherent narrative involving our three gay caballeros in a single and signal event --- I will give it a once and for all pardon..... And that will be the end of it --- period, full stop.

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  6. Curtis Sliwa has the name ID and media savvy to make a real mayoral race in this climate, he is the real anti de Blasio , pro law and order candidate.

    His welcoming into the GOP month last month by Andrea Cats and NYS Chair Nick Langworthy seems like a well orchestrated plan with this new mayoral announcement.

    You also have to have your hand in the sand the past 10+ years to now know how close Capano and Sliwa are. At the very least, Capano is a key part, if not the right hand man to a mayoral camoaign..at most he can be the at the very top of a Sliwa administration and that makes him the last man standing and on top of all the 2017 GOP Concil wannabes. I disagree with the guy alot, but anyone to see all this as anything but a Capano win is nuts.

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  7. Liam has been on Facebook eating at Chinese restaurants and showing solidarity
    A leader for a change!

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  8. I was walking my dog this morning and I saw a guy on a park bench talking about running for Mayor. Or maybe it was president. The guy didnt have a red beret but he did get his GED.

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  9. Fighting the Corona Virus with a payroll tax cut is brilliant. Maybe if we eliminate property taxes cancer will be cured.

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  10. News alert !!!

    Vito filed with the board of elections. he has no money and his campaign address is in massapequa NY which is not in brooklyn.

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  11. Awfully quiet Gale. Must be St Patrick's Day.

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