If a squirrel farts in the forest and nobody hears or smells it, is there any need for anybody to be embarrassed, discomfited or uncomfortable in any way ???
If a big bear-like creature like Barsamian did exactly the same farting thing, in exactly the same circumstances, would there be any way to tell the diference from the squirrel's farting in the woods ?????
Now, if Barsamian took a big bear-like dump in the woods, would all the farting squirrels in that woods die in the resulting environmental disaster ???????
We would say that all of the above is an apparent metaphor on steroids, except that it is really a local historical reality.....
Bear-like "Lurch" Barsamian and his little buddy doing some role playing as "Bear-like Boris and Squirrel" without their furby costumes |
Buddy is missing a chin and half of his head.
ReplyDeleteBarsamian's catcher's mitt of a hand makes the one-handed bear hug of "little buddy" Ted Ghorra possible. It also gives a new and less tasty meaning to the concept of "bear claw."
ReplyDeleteWow “gale” are you that beaten down by the party that you have to stoop so low to do fart jokes? Just goes to show how professional you are when it comes to local politics. I’d imagine the past month was rough on you huh.
ReplyDeleteRESPONSE: THE "NOTHING BUT FARTS FROM THE BROOKLYN GOP UNDER BARSAMIAN" EDITION
ReplyDeleteTO: "ANONYMOUS SAID ... AT 11:10 AM"
WITH ALL THE REPORTING ABOUT THE GOP RESPONSE TO THE TRUMP 'GUILTY'... 'ON 34 COUNTS'... 'JURY VERDICT' >>> THERE WAS NOTHING BUT LITTLE SQUEEKY SQUIRREL FARTS FROM THE URSINE BARSAMIAN AND HIS SO-CALLED BROOKLYN REPUBLICAN ORGANIZATION --- AND THOSE WERE FROM "HIS" SQUIRREL-LIKE OFFICE HOLDERS
The Brooklyn GOP is now little more than one big "fart joke".....
Your response says everything I needed to know. You’re a beaten woman, stay down and continue with your toilet humor. A simpleton like you knows no better.
DeleteBK GOP can't afford decent haircuts.
ReplyDeleteIS THERE a Brooklyn GOP.
ReplyDeleteOther than for grifty/fail purposes?
Pathetic grifters, not a party
ReplyDeleteBK Republicans need better haircuts. As a start.
ReplyDeleteThe Bklyn GOP needs fewer wackadoodles
ReplyDeleteQUERY [[[ OR IN THIS INSTANCE PERHAPS "QUEERY" (SEE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR CONTEMPORARY USAGE.....)]]]: THE "WHO THINKS THAT DIKRAN BARSAMIAN MIGHT HAVE BETRAYED HIS 'HE-MAN-WOMAN-HATER' SIDE IN A JUNE 3RD COMMENT ABOVE" EDITION
ReplyDeleteTO/FOR/ABOUT: "ANONYMOUS SAID... JUNE 3, 2024 AT 1:16 PM"
NEW HORIZONS IN BROOKLYN GOP MISOGENY >>> "... YOU'RE A BEATEN WOMAN, STAY DOWN....."
This guy stayed "anonymous" --- and then the Dikran and found a corner to hide, giggle like an imbecile, and apparently look for his keys or pet a little pet mouse in his pocket.....