If a squirrel farts in the forest and nobody hears or smells it, is there any need for anybody to be embarrassed, discomfited or uncomfortable in any way ???
If a big bear-like creature like Barsamian did exactly the same farting thing, in exactly the same circumstances, would there be any way to tell the diference from the squirrel's farting in the woods ?????
Now, if Barsamian took a big bear-like dump in the woods, would all the farting squirrels in that woods die in the resulting environmental disaster ???????
We would say that all of the above is an apparent metaphor on steroids, except that it is really a local historical reality.....
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| Bear-like "Lurch" Barsamian and his little buddy doing some role playing as "Bear-like Boris and Squirrel" without their furby costumes |