Friday, August 28, 2020

Vito Bruno seems ready to debate Andrew Gounardes on one pressing issue --- indoor dining at restaurants in NYC


I kid you not !!!  Vito Bruno seems to have had it up to his very bald head with alfresco dining  ---  and he thinks something must be done right now  ---  COVID-19 or NO-COVID-19


All of a sudden,  now that a pro-Blue Lives Matter killer has put the Black and Blue Matters groups into equal disrepute  ---  Vito has decided to go after the "fine dining" vote  ---  or at least the "indoor dining" vote  [there is (are) actually no "fine dining" establishment(s) anywhere in Vito's district]


I would say that Vito is "clueless"  ---  however,  he lost his "Valley Girl" charm a long time ago,  not long after the last days of disco gave way to Punk, Outlaw and "Heavy..."




What's the matter, Vito, does bus soot and pedestrian BO taint your strong garlic and red-sauce palate,  and otherwise ruined your gentile restaurant experiences lately ???

In any case, try the endive drizzled in a balsamic reduction, two different kinds of tangy  ---  and it clears the palate and the mind,  indoors or out.....

8 comments:

  1. The survival of the restaurant business is at a threshold. It's the most important issue to small businesses. Not that you would understand any of this. But the issue is bigger than just our local economy. Andy & Max have signed on to this lets all stay home mentality. Lets ignore the riots and lawlessnes.

    Vito is on the move. Andy is, well what is Andy.

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  2. Remarks about bald heads was not what I expected from you. Have you purchased a toupee or is that rug on your head just a remnant?

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  3. RESPONSE: THE "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT" EDITION

    TO: "ANONYMOUS SAID... AT 2:19 PM"

    YOU RIGHTLY POINT OUT THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND VERY MUCH ABOUT WHAT VITO BRUNO MIGHT BE UP TO --- OR WHY.....

    I DON'T KNOW IF THE RESTAURANT "BUSINESS" IS AT A "THRESHOLD" OR THAT IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE TO SMALL BUSINESS --- HOWEVER, I DO AGREE THAT IT IS BIGGER THAN THE LOCAL ECONOMY.....

    I ALSO AGREE THAT WE CANNOT IGNORE THE RIOTS AND THE LAWLESSNESS --- HOWEVER, IS VITO BRUNO PREPARED TO DISCUSS THE ISSUES RAISED BY THE POLICE-RELATED DEATHS OF BREONNA TAYLOR, GEORGE FLOYD AND ARMAUD ARBERY, AND THE SHOOTING OF JACOB BLAKE ??? I KIND OF DOUBT IT !!!!!


    Here's a very simple question --- Vito, how do you stand on "No Knock Warrants" in drug cases ??? And what are the competing interests involved ?????

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  4. RESPONSE: THE "GALEWYN MASSEY HAS BEAUTIFUL HAIR" EDITION

    TO: "ANONYMOUS SAID... AT 2:45 PM"

    EVEN THOUGH GALEWYN MASSEY IS NOT GENERALLY TOUCHY ABOUT AD HOMINEM ATTACKS --- ANY FALSE DESCRIPTIONS OF HIS APPEARANCE WILL DEFINITELY RESULT IN LAWSUITS FOR LIBEL OR SLANDER, AS APPROPRIATE


    This is no joke or laughing matter.

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  5. Vito Bruno remembers the good old days, when the damned restaurant owners paid their vig or torched the place for insurance, like real men!

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  6. Senator Bruno. Sound familiar?

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  7. Speaking of bald, how is our Leader doing these days?

    Has he come out of the Witness Protection Program or Gerry's ass yet?

    I thought I saw something peaking out of Gerry's ass when he was speaking the other day....

    LOL

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  8. Has Nick Chanberas realized he is the butt of a lot of jokes within the Nalliotakis and Tannousis real campaigns including PBA endorsements.

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